April 16, 2017
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My dreams had me hanging out with Jude Law which was pretty underwhelming until he morphed into his alter ego Lewd Jaw who swore like a drunk sailor and treated me like total pond scum which of course made me wanna sleep with him so I tried. Naturally, after my sloppy sexual advances reality reverted into an impossible woodland obstacle course and the sky turned into a YouTube video of a blogger demonstrating the dangers of premarital anal sex and I swear I saw her intestines.

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